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You are Not an Easy Person to Sleep with Dear Zebra
In a gross act
Of anthropomorphization
A biologist learns that intellectuals and
Snails alike, have penises close to their brains.
Cupid evolved from Helix Aspersa
Yet this scientist would be pierced with gypsobelum
That potentially fatal dart of yours
Dear snail
During six hours of foreplay
While admiring your radula and chestnut whorls
Our squelching bodies possessed bilateral symmetry.
From this pair of feet, whose foot is whose?
Calcareous shells clink. When I steal the covers,
I am not an easy person to sleep with. Why?
Would you cuddle with a snail?
Because we were both once prey
For the carnivorous of our species feast on cardiac muscle.
Now, meet me in New Haven where we will be
Just another pair of garden gastropods
Right?