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I had a terrible experience once when I was staying at a friend's house in Glasgow. I remember going to bed fine but the next thing I remember I was squatting on his couch in the his bedroom, pissing all over it and the floor, watching him sleeping at the same time to check he wasn't looking. I don't remember going back to bed but at some point I got up again and put a towel over it so soak it up, but I can't have been properly awake then either otherwise I would have cleaned it up. How embarrassing!

However, I know that my friend's mother actually took a shit in the living room whilst her husband and son were in there, watching tv. I just hope I never do that!